Chat someone up.

[moonshadow]

What was the worst and best chat up line you have ever heard or used ? Lets keep it clean.

[Thrasher1504]

@moonshadow:

Well it worked for me! lol

[leg_end758]

gies a swatch at yir f@nny ???

[Panic Button]

Do you mind if I ask you a pesonal question?

(No)

Do you sleep on your stomach?

(No, why?)

Do you mind if I do?

[ELVIS68]

moonshadow...not the work of the ed methinks

[zig_zag]

honey-bee
they been sucked up by a vortex of dissolution
don't worry
me and Elvis have leather hides

[johnutar]

I met my wife through work so she had plenty of time to work out what kind of a p"at I am before I needed a line.

[whiffey]

Fatal flaw there - if she'd said yes to the do you sleep on your stomach bit you'd be flummoxed. Some women do sleep on their stomach, it helps the rest of the body spread about evenly.

[grasscarp]

Panic Button reminded me of the joke. Fat man goes to doctor. Doctor says if that belly had been on a woman I would say she was pregnant. Fat man: It has and she is.

[moonshadow]

Elvis, Who then??

[zig_zag]

be a gent Elvis

[ELVIS68]

I`m not naming names...what`s the point

[johnutar]

If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me lol

[Panic Button]

I'm pretty sure last time I repeated that chat up line on here, Ed banned it. Time is ticking until...

[zig_zag]

whats your vital statistics johnutar?
lmao

[honey-bee]

i can't sleep on my belly, it hurts my boobs xxx

[hau kola]

I sort of got chatted up last night,a bloke walked past and said "great t*ts".Yay,ive still got it.

[zig_zag]

aint it fun on here? lol
come back ummmm
please

[johnutar]

what's imao mean ???

[Panic Button]

Will it hurt if I do?