Chat someone up.

[moonshadow]

What was the worst and best chat up line you have ever heard or used ? Lets keep it clean.

[hau kola]

I sort of got chatted up last night.A bloke walked past and said"great t*ts".Yay,ive still got it.lol

[Thrasher1504]

@johnutar:

LMAO- Laughing my ass off

[leg_end758]

Excuse me but i suffer from amnesia.

Do i come here often???

[zig_zag]

johnutar it means loins mens arse offal

[zig_zag]

Mr The Prophet
can i have some too sir please ?

[zig_zag]

prick

[honey-bee]

you talking to me panic?? only one way to find out!! lol! xxx

[whiffey]

Do you mean ass or ar$e ? Ass is either a donkey or a pretentious American sound byte. If you mean ar$e say ar$e.

[zig_zag]

whiffey are you with it? lol

[zig_zag]

seems rather strange being without it lmfao

[Aquagility]

I asked the lady in the cash-out why it's so hard to find ready-meals in single portions.
She said "Ooh, are you on your own too?"

[Doc Spock]

Would you like to dance ?
Reply.......No!

Response.....I suppose a sh@g is out of the question then.

[Doc Spock]

My mate Richard used to say, " my name is Dick do you like it"

[The Sherman]

my best ever chat up line was when id aslready been speaking to a girl and i wanted it to go further- so we were sitting down and been talking for a while so i looked at my watch and said "right we've been speaking about half an hour you've not tried to kiss me once. Your obviously a lesbian" so i got up as if to walk away and she grabbed me and said "i didnt know i was meant to make first move!"
so i said "yeah you are!" and that was it! BAM! she was all over me!