when you have sex

[sweet~teen]

is your sex like in the movies where the couple are kissing and slowly and senuosly remove each others clothes,or is it more like you both take your own clothes off and get on with it in a very unsexy manner?

[Octavius]

Just like the movies with cameras and everything.

[jno]

Just me and a copy of History Today opened at the naughty bits

[Ethel]

Why are you interested in my sex life?

How odd.

[laurence2]

i assume you and your partner undress each other.

Why would taking your own clothes off be unsexy by the way.

[redcrx]

just like the movies of course, why would they show anything that wasnt just like real life???

[Octavius]

laurence, I'm thinking Shanessa from Big Brother.

[Goodsoulette]

If in the movies they are usually a bit drunk (weakened defences) and fall off the bed then its just like the movies, yeah!

[laurence2]

Was it the ''pink thing'' that done for you Octavius.

[Goodsoulette]

boys undressing is unsexy especially when they think its okay to leave there socks on......urghh

[mccfluff]

psml at goodsoulette

[Octavius]

Goods, what about riding the boxers a la rodeo?

[Skreecheeboy]

Woudl need to consider a number of different factors. Beauty, time, place, hornyness, familiarity etc. all have different impacts.

[Champagne]

Mine's a lot like those 'growed up' movies where a big German guy with a handle-bar moustache turns up to fix my plumbing.

*cue 70's p0rn music* and we're off!

2 minutes later it's all over though.

At least that's how I imagine it. It's been a while since I've gotten any. *cue violin music*

[Goodsoulette]

I refuse to discuss my shocking sexual preferences any longer. Some pervy old man imagining me having a romp wearing a gas mask in a giant balloon makes me shudder.

[johnlambert]

*shudders*

[radiogaga]

i cant put it into words...

[4getmenot]

depends sometimes just like the movies sometimes only enough time to bump uglies and get it over and done with :-)

[radiogaga]

yes been there done that...god one time i even dived out his flat at 6am when he was still asleep, thats what i thought of him

[johnlambert]

lol @ radiogaga,
I've been with some girls who were so bad that I wanted to chew my own arm off rather than disturb them

[Octavius]

Crikey Champs, it�s like your very own Debbie Does Europe. French mechanics, German plumbers, Belgian�.err waffle sellers, etc etc