If i were to

[dot.hawkes]

marry my cousin and then ask my best friend to pretend to flirt with him to see if he was loyal to me and i found his phone and it had strange numbers on it that connected to another phone that had his voicemail on it and then I had twins by artificial insemination and gave birth at my siblings triple funeral, do you think i would fit right in on here?

[Katie~77]

Pretty much!

[shuugs]

I don't know who youa re but my questions are genuine and heartfelt and for you to mock them is sick!!!!!!!

[4getmenot]

thats not fair on tallulagalx, I think she's pretty genuine

[girlygirl2]

Ha ha ha ha ha Dot!!!!!!

I feel quite boring lol!

[dot.hawkes]

yes i know shuggs but we get days off where i work and i am stuck in waiting for a phone call, don't take it to heart eh?

[dot.hawkes]

well yes maybe so 4got but it is just as confusing

[4getmenot]

you're sick dot.hawkes lol you fit right in

[dot.hawkes]

awwww shucks 4got, you know how to make me feel special lol

[4getmenot]

yep special fits right in as well. lol

[Octavius]

I dunno, but if you can add some bestiality and threesomes you might get on Big Brother.

[dot.hawkes]

though having reread tallulas post, i do have my doubts. lol

[dot.hawkes]

less of the threats Octy!

[4getmenot]

be earned shuggs is a twin, two of them. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[mccfluff]

nope to ordinary, you see that every day round here, now throw in a mother in law shagging your gransdons best friend who is married to the sister in laws youngest neice, who is pregnant by her uncles cousin, then yeah you might fit in

[dot.hawkes]

actually i just realised that i don't have any cousins, my mum's brother had an adopted daughter so i suppose she is my cousin by adoption but my dad's sister died when she was a toddler . i have some second cousins though.
actually I have some first cousins once removed now i think about it.

[Shadow Man]

Dotty, if you had sex with your cousin in an artificial bovine insemination clinic and some bulls semen slipped in by accident and you gave birth to a half-man half-cow minotaur, and that said minotaur later got a job on the buses and crashed it in to an atomic works in Wales whilst a passenger was ovulating and that passenger became pregnant by accident from the minataur and later gave birth to twins and one was normal and the other affected by the radiation and later in life that radiated child bred with a supermodel with fake breasts who named the baby Dwayne and Dwayne then became Prime Minister of Ubekistan would Steve Davis still be the best snooker player of the modern game?

[dot.hawkes]

probably

[dot.hawkes]

But by what criteria do you define 'modern?'

[Shadow Man]

After Ray Readon and before Steven Hendry.

[cazzz1975]

wasnt that the romantic story of how sexiruskiee came into the world shadow?