How does that work

[Doc Spock]

Just seen a neighbour(female) come home with shopping.

She is always off work sick with depression.

She works(sometimes) in benefit fraud section of DSS.

You could not make it up could you. Lazy b@stard.

[jackthehat]

Self-employed Architect, Doc.

I expect you're a sour old codger resentful of anyone with a spark of life and completely unable to see the other persons point of view.........

............now run along..............those nets aren't going to twitch themselves, you know.

[jamesisgod]

I still think shes a bumming cow! Report her!!!!

[B00]

I'm currently on the sick too for the next 8 weeks, should I too be "shopped"?

[jamesisgod]

Yes

[Doc Spock]

During my 40 years employment I was only off sick for 2 weeks in 1966 when I had my tonsils out.
It always pi55ed me of when people went off sick with a broken arm after playing football etc.
I WOULD SACK THE BU55ERS.

Why should people like me have to do more work to support these lazy sods.

[jamesisgod]

Doc Spock for Prime Minister!!!!!!!

[B00]

hang on, i was only slightly joking however you've just annoyed me doc.

I am off sick due to having a broken wrist whilst on my holidays, you tell me exactly how i'm suposed to work with that???

[Octavius]

Just a guess, but did you work for the local authority in �administration�?

[Octavius]

Well B00, if you can eat fondant fancies and type on AB you can conquer the world!

[Doc Spock]

I presume you have two hands Boo.

Why should your workmates suffer because of your mild incapacity.

There must be something you could at work to justify getting paid.

[Doc Spock]

Close Octavious.

Good point there Boo, if you can function on here, why not at work. Soft option i suppose.

[B00]

yes i've two hands doc, and you wouldn't beieve which two fingers of my good hand i'm holding up you you right now.

[fatjax]

shop her lol

[B00]

*up to you*

[jackthehat]

Ta-Da ! There you have it, Ladies and Gentlemen. The thoughts of Chairman Spock.
A bitter old git with nothing better to do than report his perceived grieviances with his fellow man - especially the brown ones, eh Doc ? - onto this forum.
A woman with depression - well she'll be nowbut a scrounging *****, a jezebel I shouldn't wonder........
And the rest of us who don't/can't/won't agree with his warped views are all liberal/commie pinko tree-huggers, I imagine.

You really ARE old enough to know better, Doc and if you don't demonstrate that than we can only infer that your mental capacities have been compromised.......

[Doc Spock]

Sorry Boo and all that, but own up, it suits you to skive and get paid, I am right am I not.

Are you telling me there is nothing you could do at your place of employment.

Very indicative of the modern world.
Sod it let some other poor sod do it.

[jamesisgod]

Get her reported right away... thats slander that! She could use her nose to type... stranger things have happened! BENIFIT CHEAT!!!!!

[natalie_1982]

PMSL@ Jackthehat

Typos are excused Boo considering you only have one good hand.

Octavius, I am in local authority "admin"

[jackthehat]

***** - rhymes with sore

[Doc Spock]

Just seeing the world as it is Jack.

Lots of lazy sods who could not give a stuff as long as they can get money for nothing.