Goddamit you will never guess now what i have just seen

[kp nonuts]

Will you

[redcrx]

a decent weather forecast???

[jno]

tcha, you beat me to it, Gromit...

[radiogaga]

a .......

[raysparx1]

a rocking horse crap

[China Doll]

Is it just me that's got the birds from Dumbo singing it in their head though?

[jno]

no, not just you... Casey Junior's back, Casey Junior's back...

[China Doll]

You know you're seeing elephants.

[China Doll]

Apologies.... That should have been...

You ALL know....

[kp nonuts]

Nope your all wrong i saw a giant dwarf eating octopussy

[dot.hawkes]

I knew that

[Octavius]

This giant dwarf, big fella is he?

[whiffey]

A dictionary ? A thesaurus ? A spell-checker ?

Janet and John learn basic English ?

[jno]

watch out for the giant dwarf eating hoover

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-200738060 0,00.html

[raysparx1]

A giant dwarf ? is that a normal sized bloke ? or small giant ?

[4getmenot]

oh I saw that yesterday. Boring!!

[sleepy1]

you have no nuts !!

[kp nonuts]

How do you know

[sleepy1]

cos i could not feel any !!