Goddamit you will never guess now what i have just seen

[kp nonuts]

Will you

[raysparx1]

Did the pig eat the man ?

[4getmenot]

a one legged centipede?

[China Doll]

Goddot?

[laurence2]

Nobby nonuts?

[Octavius]

Pete Doherty making a Faustian bargain at a crossroads in Georgia?

[Gromit]

An elephant fly?

[China Doll]

A horse fly?

[Gromit]

...The Sun shining?

[Gromit]

A zip fly?

[jno]

a hat stand? a rubber band?

[China Doll]

Now you're just being stupid.

[raysparx1]

A straight banana ?

[radiogaga]

the sun shining!!

[Salas]

Elvis ?

[China Doll]

A needle that winked it's eye?

[radiogaga]

a three legged dog?

[radiogaga]

or cat?.................

[radiogaga]

terry wogan?

[Gromit]

Had to look it up, great lyric

"I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,
I saw a needle that winked its eye.
But I think I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly.

I saw a front porch swing, heard a diamond ring,
I saw a polka-dot railroad tie.
But I think I will have seen everything
when I see an elephant fly.

I seen a clothes horse, he r'ar up and buck
And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck
I didn't see that, I only heard
But just to be sociable I'll take your word

I heard a fireside chat, I saw a baseball bat
And I just laughed till I thought I'd die
But I'd be done see'n about everything
when I see an elephant fly. "

[jno]

a fireside chat? a baseball bat?