Inspiration needed

[meglet]

I've just joined match.com and they give you 250 characters to have as a caption about yourself and I need some inspiration. Can anyone suggest a good opening hook?

Cheers!

[Gromit]

Meglet is hideously ugly, but with a heart a gold...

[B00]

"my restraining order prevents me going outside, thus i'm resorting to this to kop off"

PS
If that doesn't scare off a would be suiter, he's a keeper!

PPS
I'm not suggesting you really might have a restraining order.......

[meglet]

I'm not and I haven't!

[meglet]

B00, thanks but I was looking for something a little more enticing. Would like it show I'm funny (though obviously if I was I wouldn't be asking for help...)

[4getmenot]

two arms two legs and a head, thats all you need really, apart from heather mccartny but then who's want her :-)

[China Doll]

'All out of worms... will great beauty and wit do?'

[Richie1976]

How about, "cheep, easy and good jugs".?

[earsugar]

apple in a pear shaped world.

[meglet]

Richie, 2 out of 3 are true!

[Richie1976]

Now I'm intrigued, what did you say your profile name was called on match.com?

[meglet]

Not sure I should say but my AB name will help you find me. Female, 33, 5'3", Southend on Sea

[Richie1976]

I'll be sure to check out what inspiration are got from here, when I get home tonight.

Maybe you'll met your Meatloaf, he always said 2 out of 3 aint bad!!