make love

[sleepyj]

how many times a week do you make love ?? i think 2 times a year is fine b day and xmas lol

[Psychick]

Yes legend.......I cant get pregnant when I am already pregnant! lol

[oldgrape]

my mans balls are PERFECT
i'm called oldgrape cause of this poem
i've no one to talk to only a grape covered in mould he gets abit boring cause he's so old!

[4gottenabout]

and who's that by?

[oldgrape]

me me and me i wrote it when i was six

[4gottenabout]

excellent, would you like to hear mine I wrote when I was 10, well if not tough

Oh piece of cellotape,
how are you feeling,
upon the white ceiling,
you're going all brown
soon you'll drop down,
onto the floor,
you're sticky no more.

[oldgrape]

http://allpoetry.com/poem/by/oldgrape

[natalie_1982]

Wow, I didn't realise there was so much talent on the answerbank. You really are inspirational. lol

I wrote one about a sailor and a crocodile but I can't remember it off the top of my head,

[oldgrape]

No talent really just alot of bored people

[RATTER15]

We do it every day with a Y in the name

[weeal]

im fallin off my perch laughin at 4gottenabout's poem, its brill

[4gottenabout]

believe me theres more.

Oh make up brush
In the pot
You dont really do alot
You're green and black and made of wood
You dont do much
I think you should

[RebeccaSJ]

I'm a singer and I tour eight months a year, and he's a performer also. When we're together, we usually make love almost every night. We're not together often enough.