Private jokes.

[nutgoneflake]

What little things make you laugh? Things that you KNOW noone else would find funny so you keep to yourself? Go on, try sharing them!

My favourite at the moment is a business in town. They're called 'Micron Gauges' but I always read the sign (bad design) as 'Moron Gauges.' I giggle to myself imagining 'Hmmmm, how do I find out exacly how much of a moron x is? And where oh where would I find a gauge to measure it...?'

Please tell me I'm not the only one who does this.....!

[leelapops]

nutgone, I love this thread, it's really got me giggling! I have an array of things that tickle the pants off me, yet no-one else would even raise a smile to! I love when I try to type a word into my phone using predictive text, and it comes up with a nonsensical and very funny-sounding word in its place! It's the little things, hey!

I know of a plumbing co. called "Munters", that always gets me going!

A hilarious (it was late at night!) joke my friend made about a new idea for a TV programme called "It's not me or the dog", where people were accused of farting, amuses me no end.

[Sasha13]

My friend and I have just been having a giggle likening most guys technique at (ahem) 'pleasuring a lady with their hands' to waxing cars. I can see that becoming a private joke over the next couple of weeks. LOL

[nutgoneflake]

Brumas - that would've tried his straight-face technique!

leelapops - 'munters' is one of hub's favourite words, and it makes me laugh so much to hear/see someone else say it! Another thing he says is badger, in place of bu$$er, so the boys don't pick up on it. They now say it quite often, so if I say 'which one?' about something, they'll say 'that badger, mum.' It cracks me up!

[nutgoneflake]

sasha - my friend and I have one of those sorts of intimate jokes about the Pontypines in the Night Garden, and the noises they make. You have to watch it now, if you haven't already! (CeeBeebies.)