fat club

[sleepyj]

if your big /fat over weight would you like to join the club all going out to get drunk and dance in a night club near bluewave .....sign up now lol

[4getmenot]

I've got bingo wings brilliant for dancing to tradegy

[Sasha13]

I can throw a few shapes on the dancefloor after half a bottle of vodka.

I'm not fat, but I am really tall, so would resemble an inebriated giraffe.

Can I come??

[redcrx]

I vot mrs overall in!

That way if i do go into labour I wont look as silly as her! :)

[4getmenot]

Mrs overall if you have bingo wings that dance is even better

[sleepyj]

just act silly and show your self up !! who cares not like we will know any one from that area only bluewater does ..shame on blue

[mrs_overall]

Yep, I've got the bingo wings! They flap a treat when I'm doing the Birdie Song.
Thanks for voting me in. I'll drink lager & blackcurrant so my vomit will look spectacular!

[4getmenot]

and lets all be carried out by the bouncers :-)

[katejess44]

Carried out might be a bit tricky, but they can tell us to get the hell out ;o)

[sleepyj]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvk5UZzDy2g see doc is ready to rock and roll .... we will all be rolled out

[redcrx]

dont stand next to 4get doing 'tragedy'!!!!!

[dove]

Im going to squeeze into a size 28 pair of hot pants, but will someone pick my handbag up if I drop it please ;)

[nutgoneflake]

I think I've wet myself laughing at sleepy looking like a mushroom in size 0...

I'm quite prepared to sing along to Summer Nights at the top of my voice in the mistaken belief that I can do a great job of it. Heck, with a promise of a few snakebites I'll wear the black satin trousers too. I may end up needing a belly bra too, but wella wella wella HUH!

[sleepyj]

all dance around our cakes and junk food eat as much as you like

[mrs_overall]

If we get caught short on the bus on the way home we can have a wee in Dove's handbag!

[sleepyj]

we are going to have a great night ...we can all throw cream cakes at blue make him / her look silly

[4getmenot]

or just Pee purselves because you know all fat people smell of wee..

[dove]

if you threaten to do that I will bend over in my oh so tight trousers and get the place to myself lol

[sleepyj]

i will just wet my knickers like i some times do lol

[nutgoneflake]

Can we have kebabs? And can I fight someone while we wait for them??

[happyjo]

Please can I come?

Sadly I am far too fat and out of breath to dance... I will however, with the help of my fat friends roll around on the dance floor... as long as someone pushes me too and fro to the birdie song!!!