Funny thing kids say

[4GS]

Morning ABers!!!
My 4 year old lad loves Crumpets but sometimes his words come out wrong , this morning I asked him what he wanted for his breakfast, he said "can I have two strumpets please daddy"?
Thats my boy!!!! ;-)

Do your kids come out with unintentional funnies?

[nutgoneflake]

Both of mine are anti-smoking because noone in my family smokes, and only mr nutgone's mum on his side. None of our friends do either. Because I've drummed into them how bad it is, they're quite outspoken about it too. The eldest has sat here before now and said "smoking makes your skin all OLD, like Nanna's." Nanna is only mid 50's, so I had to make him PROMISE never to say it to her! We were also walking behind someone smoking, on our way to school, and he said "That really stinks - is that lady going to die?"

[nutgoneflake]

bigmamma - your story has made me remember some things my nephew and niece used to say, that left the adults biting their lips to stop laughing. (Nothing worse than a little one working out that adults laugh at certain things...!) My niece couldn't say 'that one' and always said 'rat bum' and got quite cross when we kept saying 'this one?' pointing to the wrong thing so she'd say it again and again.

The best, (or worst, whichever way you look at it!) was my nephew, who couldn't say 'swimming trunks' and instead said, as clear as day and no exaggeration, 'wimmin c x x x s' And that really is the truth! You can imagine how keen my brother was that we all said 'cozzie' in front of him instead, and woe betide anyone who laughed, or even smiled too much...

[Sweetie77]

My 2 year old niece keeps saying "it's mice" instead of "it's mine"

I think it is hilarious and get her to repeat it all the time but my sister keeps correcting her! Which of course makes me encourage her even more!

[oldgrape]

my partner and i were discussing where to go for dinner with my stepson and didn't want to say mcdonalds (he always wants to go there) so we were spelling out places p.i.z.z.a h.ut, b.u.r.g.e.r k.i.n.g etc etc my stepson piped up and said why don't we just go to K.F.C i was in fits of laugher he was only 3 at the time

[bigmamma]

Nutgoneflake , that's left me in hysterics :-0) The innocence as they say it too , bless .