Are boobies really such an issue?

[Shadow Man]

Just watching Doc Martin at the moment and there is a teenager really concerned about the size of her fun bags.

She is more concerned about her female friends taking the Michael as opposed to becomming a femme fatale sex bomb or anything.

As we know the human body comes in a myriad of shapes and sizes and some girls are bigger than others, and some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers etc.

My question:

Are teenage girls really that bothered about t!ts? Or is it just the same as brunettes wanting to be blonde and curly nobs wanting to have straight hair?

Personally, although I like the female shape to enjoy the more fuller figure and for them not to worry about having the odd pie or three, the size of jugs is really of no concern.

Also are teenagers really that horrible?

[Doc Spock]

Well,speaking for myself I would love to have a 9" willy instead of this bl00dy thing which keeps poking out of the bottom of my trouser leg.

[dot.hawkes]

I've been called a pre-menstrual old hag this last weekend and I didn;t bother, shadowman hasn't aimed his description at anyone and it's not as bad as some of the stuff we read on here, i am sure there are more objectionable things to criticise than this

[cazzz1975]

the old third leg problem doc ;D

[Youravonlady]

Shadowman, when you grow up and mature a little you will, hopefully, refer to women in more acceptable terms.

[B00]

You were a teen once Wardy- didn't you want to be seen as the same as every other teen lad? Not to stick out from the crowd?

Girls are just the same, if they develop early, they're terribly self conscious about it.

[slid_away]

Shadow Man, can I ask how old you are?

[Doc Spock]

Terrible cazz. Went to a fancy dress do last week. Chucked it over my shoulder and went as a petrol pump.

[Ice-Maiden]

I think slid_away and dot.hawkes are right really, but Shadow certainly has a way with words doesn't he? Doc spock - what can I say??!! You WISH?

[cazzz1975]

lol @ doc, I bet you have plans for scaring the missus on halloween as well ;)

[Doc Spock]

It is a sign of a limited vocabulary which I don't personally believe. I know thousands of words but still prefer fcuk.

[Shadow Man]

As you know I am stupid with little formal education or career behind me.

But can somebody please point out where I have been so bloody horrible to women re my post?

How about I rephrase my question:

Why are skirts so bovvered about their T!ts. Is it cos they are so useless in the workplace and only good for fcking, they they get hang ups about it?

AB has turned in to utter crap recently. The peasants really are revolting here.

[dot.hawkes]

oops lol

[Doc Spock]

Tried a luminous condom last week, Mrs thought I was Darth Vader.

[Louisa 69]

I think if you were to ask anybody theres always something about our bodies that we don't like or would like to change. Teenagers are a lot more self conscious of their image. And yes my daughter was a horrible, horrible teenager :) I've got the grey bits to prove it :) But thankfully she grew out of it.

[cazzz1975]

louisa, I think school makes them worse, all that competing with other girls and fancying the same boy..not to mention the hormones all over the shop!

[cazzz1975]

you all need to relax on here, a perfect relaxation is to answer the trivia I posted earlier, you will feel better for it