Are boobies really such an issue?

[Shadow Man]

Just watching Doc Martin at the moment and there is a teenager really concerned about the size of her fun bags.

She is more concerned about her female friends taking the Michael as opposed to becomming a femme fatale sex bomb or anything.

As we know the human body comes in a myriad of shapes and sizes and some girls are bigger than others, and some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers etc.

My question:

Are teenage girls really that bothered about t!ts? Or is it just the same as brunettes wanting to be blonde and curly nobs wanting to have straight hair?

Personally, although I like the female shape to enjoy the more fuller figure and for them not to worry about having the odd pie or three, the size of jugs is really of no concern.

Also are teenagers really that horrible?

[slid_away]

Shadow Man, your age???

[Ice-Maiden]

Thanks, invisible. Whether folk think SM's right or wrong to express himself the way he does, I still think he's vulgar.

[Shadow Man]

Shadow Man is vulgar??????

Fun bags??????

Jugs????????

Christ, you really need to get out more and NEVER NEVER NEVER watch TV past 8pm.

[Louisa 69]

Yes Cazzz i think your right. As soon as she started high school it was like she changed from this sweet wee innocent girl to this angry girl that wanted to be a lot more older than her years.

[slid_away]

Have you not got school tomorrow Shadow?

[Ice-Maiden]

And unfortunately SM - somewhat immature. 16 year old's use your type of expressions. Oh well. Perhaps your next post'll be better. Hi Louisa.

[Shadow Man]

No you are quite right.

With an estimated 80,000,000,000 breasts on the world wide web and probably quite a few billion hairy kebabs, I really get my rocks off at writing funbags, t!ts and jugs.

In fact, I came over all funny just then as well.

[Ice-Maiden]

Yes.....I would imagine you'd find it hilarious SM. Btw - it's not particularly the words you use, but how you SAY them. Shall we forget it?

[ermintrude35]

...come on now settle down, storm and teacup spring to mind.... BREASTS would have been a better choice, and I was rather surprised at his turn of phrase as he's quite eloquent usually ....but Wardy can't help using words such as" funbags", "hit parade" and "wireless", that's what a long career in the forces does to a man.....

[ermintrude35]

...or even a D cup...

[slid_away]

Ice Maiden, take no notice. I bet he's been grounded and he's in his room taking it out on people on here.
Face to face I am willing to be he's not as rude.

[Shadow Man]

Ermintrude,

Are you saying I have been tainted by fellow servicemen?

I can assure you madam, I showered alone!!!

[Ice-Maiden]

You could be right.

[ermintrude35]

...oooh I say Wardy , I am plagued by the image a load of soldiers in a shower...and just before bedtime too!....

[Louisa 69]

Hi Ice I see your having fun tonight :)

[Katie~77]

I was never really that bothered!
Got to say, as a brunette I've never ever wanted to be blonde!!!!!x

[Ice-Maiden]

Yes Louisa - lol! I'm trying my best to be polite, but you know... Anyway - nice to see you on again.