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Ladies do you hover or sit???

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confused79 | 14:05 Fri 05th Oct 2007 | Body & Soul
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Just wondered as i think i will know what most answers will be, i have just used a public toilet at Sainsbury's in my lunch to put politly just to 'spend a penny', and i NEVER sit on public toilets i hover lol, who else does this i have a feeling most hover but would love to know if people dont. I know nosey question sorry!lol :-)
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I actually lay toilet tissue all over the seats before I do anything!! Unless they have those covers which is very rare
Stand.
I hover. It makes me feel like a rugby player.





Not that they tend hover over ladies toilets, but using muscles in your thighs like that.
I put tissue all over the seat too! I'm a bit manic with that though, get very obsessed about hygiene. If it was up to me I'd go out wearing a moon suit and a gas mask.

Although I probably wouldn't pull.

In America they have those cover things everywhere.
My wife sits whilst i have to do all the hoovering:}
Oh, and one extra thing, probably a little too much info..... but when I hover I shove loads of loo roll down the loo otherwise it sounds like a man is standing up peeing and I don't want to get any funny looks as I come out of the cubicle.
Hover definitely in fact I do most of the time unless I am at a friend/family member/ or my own house!
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^ LOL i always put lool roll down!!!
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I keep a wee pack of wipes in my bag and simply give the seat a wipe before using.
Confused sorry for asking but what if you need a number 2 do you still hover???
Louisa I've just snorted Cup-a Soup down my nose laughing at that post!!!
Sit. I've never understood the need for hovering - it's my leg touching somewhere where someone else's leg has touched.
I hold it in Louisa :-o
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If i need a number 2 when im out i try my best to hold it, i wont go in the public loos with cubicles, if i can find a single one, i.e disabled or somthing id use that then i would still try and hover, lol
Erm...I think I'd probably wait!!!
If I am ever in the unfortunate position to do a big jobby in a public loo I first check there is soap by the wash basins, roll my sleeves up and then sit on my hands.

I then scrub ny hands like billy-o when finished.

I also use my sleeve to open the exit door because what is the point of washing your hands when somne welshman has done a poo and walked straight out leaving his germs on the door knob?

I am not particularly fastidious about germs etc around the home or garden, but when it comes to public loos you may as well say I have OCD.
Now I know who's been spraying all over the seat and pan.
I hover until a point of drunkenness when It would be dangerous for both me and the seat. And then find that I've sat down in someone elses hover spray...
I don't understand!!!

Why on earth would anyone risk damaging their health by holding it all in for the sake of not going in public, or there only being cubicle type toliets available???
Sorry Ethel.

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