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wendilla | 20:40 Sun 07th Oct 2007 | Body & Soul
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There is the biggest spider just run under my tv .can someone come and get it please before I freak out if it coms out again.
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OK...now don't panic...stand up and begin after me...

Eentsy Weentsy spider climbed up the water spout....

Perhaps our mutual musical talents will drive the poor spider away!

As always...make a joyful noise!

Fr. Bill
omg! the only help i could be is to stand on the chair with you, sorry i am like you HATE THEM
i can only sympathise with you by screaming, i hate them too
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got a stupid labrador and he just watched it run past and looked at me as much as to say well what was that.
'If you want live and thrive,
Let a spider run alive.'

Can anyone remember the rest of this fairly long poem. You are not supposed to kill them anyway I know that. If I catch a spider for a woman do you think they would fall in love with me?
you must get it

you got sprays? spray with super hold hair spray, then coat with talc you'll see it better lol
cats are better, my cat used to sit there crunching on them with bits of legs sticking out of its mouth!
wish my cats would!!! they just drop them in front of me...... had a carpet coloured mouse last week, only found it cos the draught excluder had moved down the hall to arouse my suspicions, and there it was, all dead and mutilated by the front door. u can get those long spider catcher things from ...... not sure!!!
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can I borrow your cat please not got one now but would have to leave the room while he crunches it.
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yes dolly pond got one of them from betterware but by the time I fetched it it was gone and I am certainly not moving the tv it can stay there.
cats are excellent wendilla, my cat also eats any little bugs crawling around, she has a weakness for earwigs, I wish she enjoyed her dinner as much!!!
I am now sat looking eagerly round my floor and walls !
I would send you my labrador over wendilla but she is looking lazily asleep . She would only play with it and let it go eventually anyway . :-)
Go on, get the hoover out - suck it up then hoover for a while 'til it chokes on the dust! - p.s. use the hose then you can stay far away from it - you know you are not going to relax til you sort it out.
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oh bigmamma don't say that I will be looking under the bed now lol.got the bug catcher now so watching and waiting as the dog is no good.
I could lend you a picture of my mother in law...that keeps the rats away from the church! But I've twice now been told that it's animal cruelty and I must desist at once!

Fr. Bill
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Village vicar having a good laugh at your answer I may have frightened it hopefully.
Well, I suppose frightening it is much nicer than what the photo would have done! Ohhhh I just got up off the floor from looking at it. I need something to calm my nerves! Hideous�absolutely hideous!

Isn�t that a shame�because I actually worship the ground
She grazes on!


Fr. Bill
Lol @ Fr Bill :-D
Bigmamma...when we don't get enough in the collection plate, I just send it back out whilst mentioning that if it doesn't meet 'His' expectations, I'll be sending the mother in law around to vist everyone...

Once the screaming has settled down...and the medics have been called for the coronary in the back pew...
We can raise a jolly good amount of money for a Sunday!

Have a wonderful new week everyone!

Fr Bill
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Thanks for all your replies.Not got it yet still under tv I think.

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