Is this working

[19john89]

Testing the response system.

[cazzz1975]

..your post has generated this reply.

[Doc Spock]

?????

[stewey]

Invalid responses...........We've got Trouble, with a capital 'T', in River City!!

[jackthehat]

Luton............we have a problem...........

[bigmamma]

I'm giving it all she's got Captain ...

[caz247]

at the third stroke the time sponsored by
accurist will be ?????????

[weeal]

we are sorry to keep you on hold, your call is important to us, please listen to some awful lift music until we get back to you...BEEP

[caz247]

press one to pay the bill
press two to ask about payment methods
press three for balance queries
for anything else please hold and listen to
greensleeves for at least 28 mins

[nutgoneflake]

We are experiencing a high volume of answers, due to the success of our new collection. All our advisers are taking other calls at the moment, but please continue to hold and someone will deal with you as soon as possible.

Your call is in a queue, and your current position is................ ............one hundred and thirty-seven.

[Sasha13]

Computer says No