I am leaving, really this time

[whiffey]

I tried to foster harmless banter but I failed. I am now probably the most ostracised person on here. Tonight I have posted 5 really original questions - 4 got banned within minutes and the fifth was answered only by a single imbecile. The return of Chatterbank I welcome, but I fear I cannot take part. I live in a strange world of apes and idiocy, and I can't cope with the reality of human rottenesss. Bye bye, I am going back to the cemetery. No need to answer this question, not that anybody would have done anyway, given my unpopularity. What did I do to be so hated ? I never imposterererered anybody. All of which I can PROVE.

[whiffey]

velvet lady, I don't do aliases, I am just me, as well you know while you were lifting your skirt and flashing at the chavs across the road while I tried to convince you of my honourable intent. I fell off my bike outside Asda but counted it a penance well served.

[velvet lady]

damn it janet, u saw me? what were u doing in manchester today?

btw, your skin looks better

[whiffey]

You are very kind and I am blushing. I got a free sachet of Wild Meadow hand cream and put some on my face. That was the bit you saw, you lucky thing, the rest is rather pastier but erectile.