I am leaving, really this time

[whiffey]

I tried to foster harmless banter but I failed. I am now probably the most ostracised person on here. Tonight I have posted 5 really original questions - 4 got banned within minutes and the fifth was answered only by a single imbecile. The return of Chatterbank I welcome, but I fear I cannot take part. I live in a strange world of apes and idiocy, and I can't cope with the reality of human rottenesss. Bye bye, I am going back to the cemetery. No need to answer this question, not that anybody would have done anyway, given my unpopularity. What did I do to be so hated ? I never imposterererered anybody. All of which I can PROVE.

[Beads]

whiffey - did your father leave you when you were a small child and never darken your doorstep again?

[weeal]

och dry yer eyes
the noo

[caz247]

you can't cope with reality full stop
been nice kinda knowing you
but you and i both know this is not the end for the
Croydon Crimper

[society]

Oi Whiffey. Have you begun brushing up on your knowledge of sports for your hot date?

[whiffey]

She had lovely red hair and enormous eyes, and I got a cuddle at the bus stop while she shouted at the men over the road.

With the return of Chatterbank, we are returning to the world of COFFEE MORNINGS oh dear oh dear oh dear put the kettle on, PICCIES - What do you all look like ? - and above all PROOF.

I have to leave because while I can prove anything I say, I fear there are certain others who can't.

[Katie~77]

Can you prove that you are really leaving this time?????x

[B00]

whiffey- in the words I haven't said to you in a while.....

Shuddup you twonk ;-)

[caz247]

some of us don't have to prove anything as majority
of people on here don't have multiple user names
unlike yourself edward scissorhands there is only
one of me on here

[velvet lady]

everyone is leaving 2nite!!! i dont believe you!! u1d just do it quietly if u meant it

i`m threatned to leave, but got bored and came back to join u kids, great fun

off out laters to get ratted, sobering up b4 i go!!! c

[velvet lady]

multiple? is there more than one velvet bird? maybe

[velvet lady]

i lost a baby once, the parents have never forgiven me

it was a baby mouse

[whiffey]

velvet lady, go and stick your head up your bum. Leaving is not a matter of ceasing to participate. It is a measured process, there is no point leaving unless you are seen to leave, and also you want people to say 'Oh please don't go because you are the best thing that ever happened on here'

In my case they never do, which is why tonight is the finality, and I feel all the better for it. From now on, expect to see this site taken over by Scotties and Lancashire mill workers, and general drunks.

[velvet lady]

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[velvet lady]

I MEAN IT, I`M NICE INSIDE whiffey, please please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovelplease please stay, u r the bestest ever, beg beg grovel grovel

[legend758duo]

whiffy kiss my nuggets lol

[velvet lady]

YES PLEASE LEGEND, i`m bored, cant wait til 10pm, then out for some really good fun, with real people with real adult fun, cyas all, need to go cleanse myself and pray for forgiveness