farts

[Myriad2112]

when is farting funny
and have you got any embarrassing stories about letting rip.

[Jillius]

I shouldn't admit this but a few months ago I let one rip and it went on and on for ages..... one to be really proud of.....and my hubby came running through and looked out of the window. When I asked him what he was looking at he said he thought there must be a vintage motorbike rally going on somewhere as he had just heard some go past. I was laughing so much I nearly wet myself.
I find anything to do with farting really funny !!

[mattie]

Apologies for length.

My school had an english classroom which was a small detached building.
My mate who is sittng at the back breaks wind, (cue giggling), teacher asks who it was, he owns up and the teacher says "I think that you need to go to the toilet", he says that he is ok now, teacher says "I was politely asking you to get out of my classroom".
He goes and stands outside, about 5 minutes later the headmaster comes past and asks him why he has been sent out - priceless.

[Beads]

lmao @ jillius!