farts

[Myriad2112]

when is farting funny
and have you got any embarrassing stories about letting rip.

[Sasha13]

When it's done loudly in an exam hall where everyone is dead quiet.

Funny as.

[Myriad2112]

at my old primary school, we had a ruubber floor and the person in front let rip REALLY loudly in the middle of a prayer

[Myriad2112]

the rubber floor vibrated it and sent it round the hall

[cazzz1975]

farts are funny when the person has dignity

[whiffey]

I remember farting in church really loud. It wasn't meant to be a ripper, I just wanted to ease it out gently, but at the last minute I lost control and urged it on. It (or them more like) went on and on and I got quite a few shocked looks from the choir. This was a Congregational church, by way of explanation.

[bensmum]

Sorry - I have a very juvenile sense of humour and I always find farting funny! Not that I ever do, you realise - I am a lady!

[Pippa68]

Hello?

[cazzz1975]

I remember using the toilets at asda once, there was awoman in the next cubicle who was farting quite loudly, the only thing that was weird was after every fart she said things like "oh dear" "oh no" "good grief"

weidest thing I ever heard, I stayed in the cubicle till she left (to spare her dignity)

[Myriad2112]

dear whiffey
do the currys you said you make have anything to do with that fart in church.

[tiggerblue10]

Similar thing happened to me cazzz. I was washing my hands and the woman in question came out of the cubicle and we exchanged embarrassed looks. It was really smelly as well.

[Myriad2112]

that fart at asda was probably my grandma.
she farts every step of our stairs

[Panic Button]

Told this on here before.

A stewardess I used to know on a charter airline in the 80s was a bit bloated on a flight. On the bar service someone asked for a beer, which was in the bottom of the trolley.

As she bent down to get one, a noisy one slipped out.

She was mortified but carried on without saying anything.

Then she heard a little voice behind her say "Mum, she just farted in my face"

[cazzz1975]

lol @ panic

[whiffey]

Something my mum taught me - if you throw a stone at a horse (gently, very pc of course mustn't hurt it), it will run away and at each jog of its bum cheeks it will fart. Try it all you country-dwellers.

[cazzz1975]

most bird poo at take off, its the strain

when I was 7 I started vomitting at school, unfortunately in the process I let off some corkers

[bensmum]

This has brightened up my evening - can't stop laughing!

[hollie1586]

it's quite embarassing when you laugh a bit too hard and one just pops out and suprises you!

[Doc Spock]

I love farts, allways funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKFFJrxIGhY

[evedawn]

i was about 15 ....( a long long time ago) and i went to sit down on my new boyfriends lap for a cuddle....and one escaped...loudly and proudly. he was good about it but boy i wished the floorwould open up and swallow me! Teenage angst and insecurtites made it seem so bad.

Also, my brother is now known as the "putney Trumpet" after he accidentally farteed in his sister in laws face (whilst climbing up a ladder...it reverberated and they all swear it wasl the longest, loudest fart ...ever!