How do you show someone you are interested ?

[whiffey]

For a lady it is simple, walk up behind him, stick your hand down his trousers and grab his dick.

For men it is more complicated, there is a higher risk of arrest, but is there something broadly similar available ? I tried the hand down the back of the trousers in Superdrug (as would anybody !!) but was gently rebuffed and had to buy a diet chocolate bar and �10 of credit to stop them calling the police, but it all ended up happily. I was expecting blissful sexual intercourse behind the sports centre but instead had to go back to work at 2pm unrelieved. I worked it all out at home later, a simple shufti. Any tips ? Anything that you could hope to be helpful ?

[cazzzz1975]

are there not parks you can loiter in at dusk, filled with dodgy men looking for "some fun" ??

would this help in anyway?

[Beadz]

whiffey you're mental but you make me laugh. I will think of a response after I stop sniggering.

[funnygirl]

Bloddy hell Whiffy, my tip is stay home!!
You're a danger to women!!!

[B00]

If i've taken the time and trouble to wrestle my teeth from the dog it's a sure sign that a bloke's onto a winner.

[cazzzz1975]

good grief whiffey? was it a woman you were after?

[figure]

Oi Oi Whiftser - you are indeed a mad character. ;-)

You should start practicing your sign language.

[Beadz]

I thought you were married for some reason whiffey. Not sure why I thought that.

Can you not ask for her a date to the cemetery? I'm sure the lucky lady with snap up the chance.

[funnygirl]

Gals, aren't you glad you're not single and have to meet someone like Whiffy??!! :-}

[tiggerblue10]

With your courting skills I would welcome you with open...............................................oooooooo didn't realise Midsummer Murders was on.

[cazzzz1975]

so whiffey, what are you looking for in a special someone?

[funnygirl]

No Leg, it's not you, I have just reread the post. It is men!!!
He likes men!!!
Mind you there's nothing wrong with being gay!!

[bigmamma]

I am single funnygirl , I better be on my guard next time I'm in Superdrug , they would have to be desperate but , hay , I am female .

[funnygirl]

I knew it!!
See knobby's thread above!!!

[kp nonuts]

Na no tips
And dont suppose this has helped has it.
Well I hope not anyway