Eyes Gouged Out

[pbrankin]

Does anybody know what it is like to have your eyes gouged out with a small plastic spoon ( like the ones at service stations ) ? Thanks....

[Casey]

yeah it's great..can't feel a thing! You should try it sometime!

[dorisday]

I would have thought the spoon would have broken before th eye flipped out!!! Are you thinking of trying it?? on yourself or someone else??

[pbrankin]

Yes I am thinking of trying it, but not if the pain is really bad.

[smudge]

There are some wierd people walking our streets!

[smudge]

Or is it weird?

[tvanwinkle]

Before you do this, you might want to try this to get a good feel of the pain level you will find yourself in. Place your left testis in a vise and gradually, what the hell, do it as quickly as you can, close the vise grip to 100 thousandths of an inch between each side of the vise teeth. If all goes well, what the hell, knock yourself out. Or shall we say gouge yourself out.

[Tha-Flash]

Try a fork instead it feels alot better.

[smudge]

I'm sure you're all bleeding mad, but funny!

[secretspirit]

You have to think to yourself - will it go back in?

[tvanwinkle]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ LOL....With him, do we want them back in? I think it best to leave him blind should he really be serious....

[PurplePixie]

If anyone 'reading' this actually knows what it is like to have gouged their own eyes out with a plastic spoon, then how the hell would they be able to be reading this web site in the first place...

[druiaghtagh]

How about using the Mickey d's plastic ones pbrankin?

[boognish76]

Should I ever have to sit through Johnny & Denise's Passport to Paradise again I'll let you know.

[the freak]

Duh,my dog's reading it to me.