What is the best way to remove a cork

[marlasinger]

That is accidentally stuck where the sun don't shine? I have tried everything, will it require a visit to A&E? I tried a corkscrew but the pain was unimaginable.

[paulsmummy]

hold your nose........................................and blow......lol

[marlasinger]

lol @ paul's. You sound like my sex therapist.

[gonzo00]

get your boyfriend to drive it in a bit further...wardy!

[winebuyer]

Where does the sun not shine?

Manchester?

[~max~]

Just drink a gallon of engine oil. It'll slide out, promise.

[~max~]

ROFL@ winebuyer! Excellent!

[marlasinger]

gonzo I'm not wardy but that did make me laugh. Is he gay? Have you ever been to cork?

[paulsmummy]

of course after cork removal.........u will need to start a new thread on how to shift skids from delicates..................lol

[winebuyer]

Why ... a cork ???

[winebuyer]

Was it a party trick?

Look ... I can open a wine bottle with my ...

Just wondered.

[paulsmummy]

diarraoh....dirrahoe.................diarroah......oh cant spell it......the poopies thread...

[chappie]

Have you tried grasping it with a pair of salad tongs?

[cado]

don't remove it, push it further in so you will not lose it. lol

[Info Bank]

Let me make a Guess .



You used it as a cure for ...DIARRHOEA??????



A&E have seen it all....LOL.

[krollonskye]

excellent....haven't had such a good laugh in a long while..:L

[Info Bank]

Go to Jail....Look cool ..... No worry about the cork anymore....

Look out for the Soap on the Floor of the shared Shower.....Cork ???? What Cork......LOL.

[imhotep]

Lmao............................
at this thread.