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What is the best way to remove a cork

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marlasinger | 21:46 Thu 01st May 2008 | Body & Soul
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That is accidentally stuck where the sun don't shine? I have tried everything, will it require a visit to A&E? I tried a corkscrew but the pain was unimaginable.
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a course to spell it

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could always give you an enama ohps i cant spell it

but enemas give you a good wash out

and the cork is gone xxxxx lol
You could try eating several tins of beans and farting it out. With a bit of luck, every time you let one go, the cork will work its way a bit further down the passage. Hopefully by the end of the evening it will have reached the back door.

Good luck!
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I think the earth just moved for me.
You could try those barbecue tongs.
.. or a bunsen burner?

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