I must admit to also being a hollywood fan. I love the feeling of being completely shaved and Mr BagPuss loves it too. Infact we both shave each other and i makes great foreplay
A "wodge" is a clump, winey, like a clump of hair. A bit gross if it happens to be down your pants, LOL.
As for the flapping in the breeze ... I like to be waxed as smooth as a baby's wotnot when I go down on the nudie section of Brighton beach ... just to avoid any unseemly flappage.