To douche or not to douche?

[Velvetee]

How is douching performed and is it safe?

Is it true a mild vinegar solution can be used for douching or should products specifically designed for this treatment be purchased?

[chappie]

Sleepy, shouldn't that be Clit Bang?

Ooh, sorry .......... chappie slinks away to wash her mouth out with soap ........

[pastafreak]

Velvetee-i think that goes for some of the women on here also...

[weeal]

chappie - the tears r rolling down ma cheeks lol

[chappie]

Velvetee, is this a serious question ........ something about it stinks!! :o)

[Velvetee]

Yes Chappie very serious.

[crisgal]

On that embarrassing illness program, a lady went to see about her..ahem.. odour.
She was washing and washing, but it was just getting worse.
It turned out that she was washing all the natural stuff away, and that is what made the smell.
Don't know if that's any use.

You say you have a gyneacologist - surely he's the one to help? Why not mention it again to him, and insist on some advice? Tell him it's affecting your life.x

[chappie]

Velvetee, sincere apologies for the light-hearted banter, honestly thought you were winding us up (especially when you mentioned the smell being like a doner kebab).

I know sometimes those bits look like a kebab, but I've never hear of them smelling like one.

Only suggestion I can add would be perhaps for you to try one of those intimate deodorants - not a proper solution to the problem, but at least it might throw the dogs off the scent.

[sleepy1]

chappie i was going to say clit bang but didnt want to be banned lol

[paulsmummy]

hi, just reading about u saying its two weeks before lady week, well the discharge u mention and what with the dogs, your ovulating, if u have a regular 28 day cycle, 14 days after period counting day 1 of period as day one of cycle then ur ovulating, so say day 12,13,and 14 after is also your best time to try for baby if u want one, lol...

[taichiperson]

Just to be drawn into this, serious or not - washing alone may not cause thrush, but can irritate and make a mild case worse.

[chappie]

I know what you mean, sleepy, I wondered if I'd be in trouble for that.

When Velvetee said "I'm so fertile, I wonder why I've never fallen pregnant" I was going to post "So you've never heard the pitta patter of tiny feet?"

Oh god, I am awful, awful, awful. (And my jokes stink too). If this is a serious question, hope Velvetee will forgive me!

[sleepy1]

lol not sure if its a wind up or not ...oh well

[Dr-Legend]

Did you know if you insure your car with tescos you get a free karcher jet washer?
With attachments.
Could kill 2 birds with one stone.
Seems that you can buy a defishing detergent too , its used by fishmongers for cleaning out their vans.



WAS THIS OF ANY ENLIGHTENMENT TO YOU ?