poor jack sugden.

[Mae-Dingle]

Poor Jack i miss him so.
Billy Shuttleworth took me to the cemetery and i laid flowers on Jacks grave . No-one except for my cousin Sam Dingle knows that i was getting a regular portion of farmers oats from Jack Sugden, in the barn behind Home Farm.. And im the only person that knows Jacks heart attack in a layby outside of Hotton was broughton by a reverse cowgirl in the back of his Landrover. It took all my strength to compose him and put him in the drivers seat slumped over the steering wheel. Until the day i die , or for a longtime anyway i will feel guilty about my urges. But for an old guy Jack could still hit the high spots girls. So its with a tear in my eye that i drink a toast of Pinot Grigiot to the memory of Jak Sugden. Or Jack Rabbit as i liked to calll him .

[chino-cube]

as he died?

[logic]

hope so.
theyve buried him.

[Mae-Dingle]

You really are a heartless pig.
I loved that man .
Well i loved having sex with him .

Men are such arses sometimes.

[logic]

ya silly moo,
It would have been even more heartless if he'd been buried alive, your sexual tendancies have nothing to do with it,

[Mae-Dingle]

Go away ive no time for stupid men like you .
I am guessing you are a man for calling me a silly moo.
I bet your wife is an old frump like Betty Eggleton.

[Mae-Dingle]

I doubt it Tony .
You sound like you have more talk than action.
Lets just say your little pinkie would probably do better .
Ive met men like you all mouth and trousers and nothing to back it up.
And even if they have its floppier than a felt hat after a few strokes .
Maybe you should go and read nuts magazine you silly man .

[Mae-Dingle]

Try and get up to date .How old are you?
I was still in knee high socks then.
Jack liked me back then too.

[Mae-Dingle]

Jack was a gentleman.
We never had sex until i was 18.
He took my virtue behind the cricket pavilion.
He hit me for six and threw me a googlie .
I can still remember it to this day.

[Mae-Dingle]

Seth was always first as far as i remember , but then he went to australia to stay with cathy , and died suddenly.
He was a loveable rouge even though i only knew him for a few years he was like an uncle to me .

[Mae-Dingle]

Was his name Walter ?

[Mae-Dingle]

Did you mean Walter ?