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Sex Therapist
An elderly couple in their seventies walk into a An elderly couple in their seventies walk into a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sex?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice, that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming,wishes them luck, charges them �50, and says good bye. A week later the couple re turn and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row: The couple make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?' The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges �98. The Hilton charges �139. We do it here for �50, and I get �43 back from BUPA
This happens several weeks in a row: The couple make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?' The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges �98. The Hilton charges �139. We do it here for �50, and I get �43 back from BUPA
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