please help me!!!

[chaz85]

the otha day i did a pregnancy test an it came bk positive. it wasn't a faint line it was really strong. im 2wks late an im very concerned cos iv done 2 tests since an they've both come up negative! any ideas...x

[redcrx]

make an appt to see gp it may be that the 2 negatives are incorrect

[fishy-finger]

Well chaz may I start by saying how much of a shockingly glamorous user name you have. 2 negatives equal a positive. I would get stocking up on baby milk. Do you mind me asking how long you have been in this relationship for?

[chaz85]

iv bin wit him 10 mths! thank u dats my nick name lol. coulldn this jus be a false alarm tho. i no false positives arent common but i could be one of the ppl who has one. x

[fishy-finger]

I have heard that you can get a false negative but not a false positive. When were you due your period and when did you take these tests?

I really hope you dont mind me asking but do you like my username?

[Gormless]

fishy-finger is your question open to all because I am itching to answer it!!!

[chaz85]

well fishy finger its very original lol...im 2 wks l8 an i did da test 2days ago!! x

[Decapitator]

but you said you did 3 tests, chaz. Were they all done on the same day?

Thank you for compliment about my name, chaz. I am very touched by your kind words. So thats your knick name. Its very catchy. Would you like to know where I got the inspiration of my user name from?

[fishy-finger]

oops sorry about that, chaz. My brother aka Decapitator uses my computer too and he was using it after my last question and silly me forgot to log out and back in. Oh I feel so silly.

[chaz85]

yes i do!! 2 were dun on sat an i did one 2day....the positive one was dun on sat an was da 1st test idid!!! x

[chaz85]

na u ent silly...lol.

[fishy-finger]

Hmmm I see your problem, chaz. I am sure if you wait for all the boring old women on here to log on for the evening they will have a better idea. My girlfriend did a test 3 weeks ago and that was positive. we are keeping the baby of course.

So lets get back to my name. would you like to know where I got the inspiration from?

[on.knowledge]

you are taking talking to yourself to new heights here gravy

[fishy-finger]

ha ha ha ha you guys kill me. you think every green name is gravy. u r ruening this site for people who genuinly need advice!!

[CheekyChops]

Poor old chaz85 probably thinks you are giving serious advise when really you are just taking the p!ss...