She has redeemed herself

[sqad617]

Brought a hot Gingsters Cornish Pastie with Branston pickle in to my study so that I could watch Daily Politics on BBC 2. Tha't s more like it.
You give them pocket money, put a roof over their head, so what more can wives want?
Perplexed.

[Bbbananas]

I know! Wasn't it just?!
I'm going back to small talk and trivia - it's safer. Boring, but safer.

[Bbbananas]

No bl00dy wonder I was always in trouble with the High School For Girls' Debating Society. They just never understood when I was only trying to be funny & liven things up. But on the other hand, they never realised when I was actually being serious either.... as I say sqad - my fault. it's always my fault...!
Still, I survived ;-) And I'm always very popular at parties..

[mrs.chappie]

Hey Sal, I was gonna add a comment about a "big debate" making things more interesting, 'cos I think you sound a little bit down of late, and I thought it might cheer ya up - then I had second thoughts.

{:o)

[LoftyLottie2]

Salla, I think you are one of the nicest people on here and I think I understand you. I actually think you are quite a sensitive and caring person and probably quite easily hurt. You may well hide your real self under your lovely, bold and very entertaining exterior. I can see myself in you (well myself some years ago!!!)

[mrs.chappie]

'Looking at your thread starter you say that your missus gave you a Ginsters Cornish pastie for lunch..I didn't know you could get them in the Balearics?'

Hey sqad, I've gotta ask - a cornish pastie in the Balearics - was it painful?

[:o)

[sqad617]

lofty....oi! what about me?

[sqad617]

chappie...you can and it did.

[mrs.chappie]

Aye sqad lad, I bet a pastie in the Balearics makes yer eyes water!

[LoftyLottie2]

You know what I think about you Squaddy. ;o). I still loves ya!!

[Bbbananas]

Lottie - I think you have just about summed me up in one (very nice, thank you) paragraph.
Bless ya.
yes - I have been a bit down since the weekend. Various reasons - well, one big one really (6' 4" and I should think about 16 stones these days). Bad (and good, which are worse somehow) memories brought to the surface and all that.
Thanks xx

[Mrspoppins]

Squad, don't know if anyone else cares, but I'm dying to know what happened re; Harrods sale, dodgey phone calls etc!!! Please tell!

[puddicat]

Me also mrs poppins bash on squad!!!

[Bbbananas]

... and sqad, I haven't forgotten that you never finished off the story about that lady in the middle east - your big love of your youth.

(So long as you are sure your missus won't read it on here... please feel free to continue that story also..)

[sqad617]

Well, against my better judgement........I was going to get a flight down to London and find out for myself, my suspicions, but alas I was too busy. So I phoned a private detective and gave him the details...which flight, which hotel and a photograph of her. That night she rang saying how much she was missing me etc etc and I arranged to pick her up at the airport on the following day, which I duly did. and life returned to normal.

Three days later, a report was submitted to me by the detective and events were discussed.

More or enough?

[puddicat]

More!!!!

[sqad617]

Need more than one vote of approval.

[moonshadow]

What about a weekly Sqad Blog then perhaps we'll get the whole story ?

[puddicat]

What a spiffing idea lol!!!

[sqad617]

Ok......the report goes as follows....taxi to hotel and then into the coffee bar where she was met by a man and they kissed obviously knowing each other well. Up to the room and came out later that afternoon. She then made a phone call, at the same time as I received one ( I love you etc.) The had a drink in the Cocktail Bar and then into the dining room. In there for about an hour and a half and then into the room for the reast of the night (presumably) and came down for breakfast the next morning. He called her a taxi and she sped off back to the airport.

I now had the report....what should I do ?

More....2 approvals please.

[mrs.chappie]

Hey sqad, is this a true story or are ya just having us on lad?

Either way, I'm keen to know what happened next .....

[:o)