I need cheering up

[rinkins]

I was on such a high this morning and now one unwelcome text message has sent me crashing down. I'll be fine soon but I need distracting!!

[sqad617]

What is the difference between a condom and a woman?


None...they are either on the end of your c0ck or in your wallet.

Boom boom!!!!

[rinkins]

I should be so lucky! Did you not see my thread on going commando salla?!!!

Oh I'm having so much fun now and I've got to go!

Got a date with Zac Efron and Mathew Perry! Yummy

I'll pop back later to see what you've been getting up to!

[Bbbananas]

Me going too rinkins. Going to attack my driveway with some mosskiller and a pressure washer. I am Lethal Weapon VI. I am Rottweiler.... I am Woman....

(yes sqad- one of those who are either at the end of your clock or in your wallet.... You... and I.... should be so lucky).

Love to you all xxxxxx

[mccfluff]

you've got a date with zac efron and matt perry and your feeling down, what's wrong with you woman

[leelapops]

Oooh rinkins, look over there, a giant pink balloon!!

Distracted yet? I hope your date went well ;)

x

[lil123]

Just think of all the positive things in your life now without your ex.
I still get this off mine 2 and half years later as we have a son so I have to have contact with the being.
My life is so so much happier now.
A good tip my mate gave me was read the text in a funny squeaky voice or with a funny accent. It really works as then you will laugh and it will take the weight off it !!

[crazycathy2]

My friend has an ex - sounds abit like yours and she's changed the name on her mobile to ar** hole and has put a whinning crying tone to it so when he rings or texts - it sounds awful!!!

[rinkins]

Hiya fluffy, sorry that sounded bad didn't it?! :-)

Film was great actually, anyone else seen it?

[rinkins]

Thanks leela lil and cathy - i love the ideas especially changing his name on my phone ha ha!! I feel for you lil I am especially grateful that there are no children involved! And yes my life is certainly happier without!