A kiss
A couple are sat in a bar totally broke . The woman has absolutely enormous boobs , her husband goes off for a drink & while he's gone a drunk walks up to her & says 'I'll give you a fiver if you let me kiss your tits' to which she replys 'go away you disgusting pervert'
Her husband comes back from the loo & she tells him what just happened . Rather than get angry & hit the guy he says ' you stupid woman , here we are flat broke dying for a drink, I'm off to the loo again & this time let him '
Sure enough the drunk comes over & makes the same offer , so she lifts up her top & he starts licking them & rubbing them & sucking her nipples & she says ' aren't you going to kiss them?'
'I can't' he says 'I'm f***** broke'