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Mr King and Wine Flu
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I went to a dinner party last night, where I, and other guests, enjoyed
copious amounts of alcohol. I awoke this morning not feeling well, with
what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills,
sore eyes, etc.
From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested
positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu. This debilitating
condition is very serious- and it appears this is not an isolated case.
Reports are flooding in from all around the neighbourhood of others
diagnosed with Wine Flu.
To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs,
experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down. However,
should your condition worsen, you should immediately hire a DVD and take
some Nurofen [Nurofen seems to be the only drug available that has been
proven to help combat this unusual type of flu].
Others are reporting a McDonald's Happy Meal can also help in some cases.
Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening and, if treated early, can be
eradicated within a 24-48 hour period. If not, then further application of
the original liquid in similar quantities to the original dose has been
shown to do the trick.
copious amounts of alcohol. I awoke this morning not feeling well, with
what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills,
sore eyes, etc.
From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested
positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu. This debilitating
condition is very serious- and it appears this is not an isolated case.
Reports are flooding in from all around the neighbourhood of others
diagnosed with Wine Flu.
To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs,
experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down. However,
should your condition worsen, you should immediately hire a DVD and take
some Nurofen [Nurofen seems to be the only drug available that has been
proven to help combat this unusual type of flu].
Others are reporting a McDonald's Happy Meal can also help in some cases.
Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening and, if treated early, can be
eradicated within a 24-48 hour period. If not, then further application of
the original liquid in similar quantities to the original dose has been
shown to do the trick.
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No problem, toalisi. Personally I think encouragement is given to do this, as in this thread - http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Quizzes-and-Puz zles/Question794367.html - but on the central point of keeping chat where it belongs, I agree wholeheartedly.
Steph - sorry, was at front door... to your Q, I've no idea why - "Strictly Answers Only"! Hasn't stopped the "chat" on here though...
I prefer to think of the people I exchange greetings etc with as friends, rather than "groupies" - what a silly description!
Why would anyone gets themselves in a tizz? Surely life's too short? Just don't read it.
I prefer to think of the people I exchange greetings etc with as friends, rather than "groupies" - what a silly description!
Why would anyone gets themselves in a tizz? Surely life's too short? Just don't read it.
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