piercing

[EGGERBANNER]

i am having a prince albert piercing done. Has any of you guys had it done, if so did it hurt?  

[justpassing]

I'm not a guy, but having had 2 children and stitches after both, I think you are very brave!! All I can say is rather you than me!

Good luck anyway!

[ezapf]

I think I'm going to faint.

[FP]

I'll bring you round with some Led Zep!

[ezapf]

Sshhhh!

I'm trying to faint. Ha, Ha!

You're great, Fakeplastic!

[Philtaz]

I've seen what happens when it goes wrong as the patient ended up in the Urology theatre.

 

All I can say is "OUCH", rather you than me!

[bruce-lucie]

I reckon it sounds wiked :p (female perspective thought)

[Elfin]

A biker I know had his done on impulse after a few shandies at a tattoo expo.  He spent the rest of the day shuffling about protectively cradling his manhood in a blood-stained hankie, then (somehow) had to ride his bike the 50 miles back home (ewww).

It didn't help him pull the birds at all, but it did mean he could wee in two streams instead of one.

All in all, not a supremely good idea then...

[Greedyfly]

Good man!!!!

[bruce-lucie]

You know where it comes from - apparently it is all to do with when men had them funny tight pants so they could hook it up so it wouldnt hang loose and flap everywhere!

[ezapf]

THUD!

That was me fainting.

[CHOPS'R'US]

One of my mates went out with a guy who had this done, he couldn't have intercourse for 6 months and had to bathe it in a cup of salt water every morning for the same time as well. Too much hassle if you ask me. I would be scared off if my bloke wapped it out with it peirced(sp) personally i would be scared of getting caught on it or something.......

:-(

[Jenny Tools]

The piercer and yourself will both feel a pr1ck.

[CliveB]

My girlfriend would hate it, although she is inflatible and fears for her safety.

[CiderMonkey]

I can't say for mysefl, being a girl, but i know a few people who have had it done and they said it did hurt to have it done (quite a few tears in the eyes there) but it healed up ok. They've all said they now pee in 2 separate streams, so be careful at the urinals!

[Ember]

Those Victorians were a bit forward wern't they?  I wonder what Victory thought and if she was amused?

[georgit79]

All I can say is, I think jewelry's for girls. Not men's willies.

[MuppetBabies]

Well, in the spirit of actually trying to post something helpful - a piercer friend who has had it done says it is no more painful than flicking the top of your ear hard. He says the assumption that it hurts more cos of what is actually being pierced is a false one.

On the positive side, he says that if there was one piercing that he recommends any man gets done, it would be a prince albert, as the strength of his orgasms have increased significantly! So go for it, I say.

[Robinia]

Got tears in my eyes - not because of the piercing but because of laughing at ezapf's posts!  Had two lousy days & you've cheered me up no end!

[Merlin]

Your old fella has, I presume, a hole in it already that does what it's supposed to do?

What's this new hole for? - Are you maaaaaaaaaaaaadddd!!!!!!!!!!   Are you trying to tell us it's for decoration????? - What are going to do, sit naked at the top of the Trafalgar Square Christmas tree and swing your dong at midnight??

Now relax, close your eyes and sit back and imagine.....the surgeon wakes you up in hospital (What am I doing here, you think? - I was in a high street clinic when I pased out)...he says "Hello Mr Eggerbanner, how are you this evening? It's a tragedy that your Albert piercing went so horribly wrong, but at least the amputation has tidied it all up now". 

What could Glenn Close have done to Michael Douglas in Fatal Attraction if MD had had an Albert? - A length of wire, a beam near the ceiling.........

 

[londondave]

I had a Prince Albert done in 1990 and still have it. It is toe curling experience, but the adrennalin rush  you get is fantastic. It feels like you are weeing broken glass for a few days, but should heal quick.

I also have a Ampallang (horizontal bar) and a Frenum ring down there too.