Male or Female Non-living Objects

[steg]

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

Freezer Bags:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Photocopiers:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

Tires:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

Hot Air Balloons:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

Sponges:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

Web Pages:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

Trains:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

Egg Timers:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammers:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

The Remote Control:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

[steg]

any more?

[weeal]

haha v funny indeedy

[bigmamma]

Hee , love it xx

[sara3]

car alarms - male. makes a lot of noise but no one takes any notice ;o)

[stompe]

Kidney - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.{:)

[lankeela]

Kettles are female, you have to wait for them to get warmed up, then they let off steam but quickly go off the boil.

[wilkesneil]

light bulbs must be female.....
you screw them (in and out)
turn them on (but only in small blasts)
if they stay bright to long they give you headache...