does he like me? (i understand it's long.):

[cookiemonsterxox]

okay, so i had this conversation with my best guy friend, whom of which i like:

me: Okayokay. I'm tired of the secret.
If you SWEAR that you won't freak out, die, ignore me, avoid me, etc, then i'll tell you the secret.
him: ok.
me: You swear.
Completely.
And you're not lying like you always do? (he always promises that i can sit with him at lunch and it doesn't happen.)
him: i swear.
me: okay.
you're right.
=\
him: About what
me: the secret.
him: what u never told me
me: do i need to spell this out for you? O.o
him: yes
me: okay. remember your first guess on what the secret was?
that was right.
him: what did i say
me: ohmygod.
here, can you understand this?
i l i k e y o u.
him: no and i wont belive u untlill u telll it to my face
me: AWW BUT COME ON.
It was hard enough to text it to you. );
him: idc
me: why don't you believe me?
him: idk
me: so you don't believe me?
him: i do but u have to telll it to my face or i wont talk to u (we always joke around like this, but i don't know if he was serious or what.)
me: but. but. why? ):
him: idk
me: dude you're confusing me.
him: exacly
me: ... so are you confused, too?
him: nooo
me:kay.
but i'm only saying it to your face if you like me back,
and if you don't idc.
him: sorry.
me: what?

then he never replied.
does sorry mean that he doesn't like me?
he constantly flirts with me. like,
he writes "i ♥ -his name-" on my hand every day.
he always winks at me playfully, etc.
he'll say "i love you. you're pretty. oh wait, it's opposite day. i hate you. you're hideous."
do you think you can clear this up for me? thanks.(:

[NoMercy]

Just tell him to his face and put yourself out of your misery...

[Eve]

Wow! I'm with No Mercy.

[ummmm]

Is this an MSN convo?

He might be saying sorry he has to go...

If you want to keep him as a best mate I would advise you to stay well away.

[sara3]

he sounds like he's 12 years old!

[one-big-letdown]

Granted, he's filrtacious with you... But he could just be being a "player".

As NoMercy said, just tell him to his face and see what happens next.

Best of luck.

[redman41]

erm erm, I think it's Yes or on second thoughts it could be No

[ummmm]

They both do...

[D143237G]

I am alone in not understanding what the hell that is all about?

[ummmm]

It looks like it's been copied and pasted from MSN...

[one-big-letdown]

Lol... The OP wants to know whether we can tell from the above "convo" whether the 3rd party likes her or not.

[mccfluff]

oh dear, i got bored halfway through

yes he likes you, get married immediatly

[snags]

I got as far as 'him: ok.' and lost the will to live...

[redcrx]

just go and sit with him at lunch and tell him you like him.

Or have you considered getting your best mate to tell his best mate?

[bobjugs12]

Cookiemonster. Could you clarify a few things for me? What does IDC and IDK mean, in fact, what the fluff was this conversation about? Is this english? Are you speaking in some strange code? I don't consider myself old, but I have no idea what you just typed?

In answer to the original question: Does He Like Me? I reckon the answer is why not ask him face to face?

[redcrx]

bob, i think it means "i dont care" and "I dont know"

[Greedyfly]

I wish this was all we all had to worry about on a daily basis =)

[Davethedog]

One of the big "mysterys" between men and women is highlighted by this.

You think you have given him every indication of how you feel, but you haven't. He doesn't get "it" We don't as sex in general get these messages all that flirting and eye flashing and all the other body language you can do it for 2 hours and the bloke will ask his mates do you think she liked me.

Do as NoMercy says ask him straight out then he will get it

[bobjugs12]

I agree with Dave, but I think when you do ask him, you should do it in English

[Davethedog]

Que?

[Davethedog]

Soz very slow me