Punishment

[TheGentleman]

Last night I came home from work to find that my wife of 25 years had burnt my dinner to a crisp, again! This is now the second time she's done it in 5 days and I'm not very happy. I think she needs to be taught a lesson to make sure she doesn't do it again, but I also understand that it's no longer acceptable to hit her in the face. Can anyone offer any advice on how to hit her without leaving obvious bruising (mild bruising is ok). Thanks.

[kestrel]

In my opinion you should talk to her about your displeasure but dont resort to violence. It could be that she is sending out a message to you by purposely burning your food. Violence leads to more violence. be a man and find out what the underlying problems are, and resolve them in a gentlemanly manner.

[OBonio]

Go to McDonald's on the way home just in case.

[Cheesefreek]

allen

 

It's obviously a wind-up.  Don't rise to it.  The guy is obviously an impotent saddo.

[Cheesefreek]

Oh, and I bet he snickers behind his hand cos he thinks he's clever.

[Kay]

Get a life..Saddo!!!

[delilahcat]

I laughed so much I think my sides have just split!

(NOT!)

Don't give up the day job to become a comedian, TheGentleman, most people like rather more sophisticated humour. It's pretty obvious that you're about 14 years of age - grow up a bit, then try again.

[TheGentleman]

I'm not trying to be comedian, I'm trying to help my wife stop making silly mistakes.
If I wanted to make people laugh I would tell everyone I rape kids.

[Cheesefreek]

What's the matter TheGentleman - can't get it up??

[smudge]

Call yourself a Gentleman!

Both your question & your last answer is sick!

[tigga]

gimp

[gedk]

Are you for real?

If so I say go for it and hit your wife, hopefully she will retaliate and do a John Wayne Bobbitt on you.

If this is a wind up - aren't they supposed to be funny?

PS your comment about kids is totally unacceptable.