I want the earth to swallow me up now ! ! I have just been doing housework and nipped out, wearing the same jeans I wore yesterday, not even realising a great 'rip' from the seam between my bum cheeks ! ! Exposing my underwear ! !! OMG, been to petrol station, Sainsburys, M&S, Boots, OMG, wonder how long I have been walking around like this ????? How come I didnt notice/feel it earlier, didnt feel any draft around my buttocks at all either ! ! OMG the shame.....Im laughing now, but the shame.....
I did exactly the same about 6 months ago....I was visiting my Mum at the care home bent to give her a kiss, put my arm behind my back and felt my bum cheeks, I had no idea either...I nearly died of shame, fortunately I had a long jacket with me!!!!! Not nearly as bad as flashing it to sainsburys et al :o)
So funny, loving these answers, excuse the puns huh ????
YES BUTCH, INDEED OMG !!! AND THRICE OMG !!! At least I haven't left the ladies loo with my skirt tucked into my panties ! ! I have seen that once years ago ! !
One of the funniest things I saw was at a huge work xmas dinner at a fancy restaurant and this rather laege woman wearing loose red trousers stood up to go and dance. She must have stood on the hem of her trews because as she stood up they came down exposing a rather large botton in a thong to all and sundry. To her credit shr just shook her behind pulled up the trews and headed to the dance floor.
I walked around Paris all morning on my 21st birthday with my skirt tucked into my knickers - people kept whistling and smiling at me and I thought I must just be looking exceptionally attractive; I was wrong!
A few years ago we were having a Halloween party for the kids at work and I dressed up as a witch. About halfway through a colleague shouted me over to tell me I'd split my skirt and when I had a fell it turned out there was a foot long split in the seam, right down the middle and I had a thong on - so I'd been terrorising all these poor kid for about an hour with my @rsecheeks hanging out :)