A dilemma

[Woody23]

My friend works in an old people's home. He has been single for years and is really shy. He really fancies the woman who makes the tea for the oldies. He says that she oozes sex appeal !! He thinks that she is in a relationship, but is not getting enough sex. He really wants to tell her how he feels. How should he approach this?

Any ideas?

[snags]

''How should he approach this?''

With milk and sugar...

[anneasquith]

from behind the urn !

[4getmenot]

oooh my mate does teas at a care home, wonder if its same person lol

[boxtops]

He thinks that she is in a relationship, but is not getting enough sex

On what grounds does he come to this conclusion?

[anneasquith]

her hands shake when she is giving out the biscuits boxy

[boxtops]

ROFL anne...

[snags]

... and she has that 'stewed' look...

[mccfluff]

i fancy a cup of tea now

[boxtops]

. perhaps it's the sugar all over her slippers...

[anneasquith]

i do too mc f, but my hands are shaking

[Woody23]

I don't think that you are taking my pal's dilemma seriously.

She occasionally serves hot chocolate, which he likes. And she wears low-cut tops and has a good body for an old person. Apparently.

[society]

Sounds as though your friend is out for one thing only from this tea-woman.

[boxtops]

You can read a lot of significance into hot chocolate in a low-cut top....

[anneasquith]

yes society, and its not an extra spoonful of sugar, could be a hobnob.

[Woody23]

hey frigidmenot. Is your pal in bournemouth?

[sara3]

OMG, it's me!

[anneasquith]

so to sum up, ladies, if you serve hot chocolate, have your boobs out, and have a good body for an old person, you are not getting enough sex / sorry woody.

[sara3]

it is.. it's me!