Mistress - define

[hippyhoppy]

I'm a mousey blonde, 5 5, two kids .. I always thought a mistress would be an amazonian bonde with a 'champers for lunch' life style..

[jackthehat]

A mistress completes the space between a mister and his mattress..............:o)

[hippyhoppy]

nowt to do with sqad Butch..I just don't understand why I've been chosen to be a mistress.. (not that I'm not unhappy just feel 'he could do better')

[sherrardk]

Hippy - get a grip, you are the one that could do better. Why do you want to be his second best?

[hippyhoppy]

he's enrolled me into his 'Spa' place as his Mrs... I love him a tichy bit.. about time I had some snugglege..

[hippyhoppy]

My whole point was I'm not 'typical mistress' material.. I'm more 'dull Jezza Kyle watcher'... lol

[sara3]

eh? is this in the real world?

he's got a long term partner/wife?

[jackthehat]

And how would you describe his wife ?

[hippyhoppy]

I knew i'd upset someone... sorry sassy.. he's lovely (to me) yes married.. sorry

[craft1948]

Does he pay your mortgage/rent, give you an allowance, and generally spoil you?

[sara3]

how can you think you're not "good enough"? anyone is "good enough" to be a married man's bit-on-the-side.

is that all you want from life? he won't be with you for Christmas, his birthday, possibly your birthday, anything that clashes with his chosen other life.

[jackthehat]

Will he be able to spend all of Christmas, etc with you ?

[hippyhoppy]

Sassy - thought about that earlier.. I have my kids.. nothing much else.. am prepared for the odd afternoon.. please don't think me wrong..

[sara3]

I'll duck out then.

[hippyhoppy]

Since mum popped her cloggs I've given up on thinking suff happens for a reason... gone a bit 'maverick'!!

[China Doll]

I tend to think of a mistress as vulnerable, not thinking straight and someone who has drastically lowered their standards... At least that's how I saw myself as a mistress. I think I'd rather be single.

[ummmm]

You haven't been having a good time recently Hippy. How do you think you'll cope with the eventual outcome?

1) You're going to be dumped...

2) His wife finds out and you break her heart....but you still get dumped..

I hope they don't have young kids who lives you could also destroy.