Breakfast for £2.99

[Jemisa]

Subject: THE £2.99 SPECIAL


If you are an oap you will understand this. If you deal with oap's this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not one yet........God willing, someday you will be......
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the OAP's special' was two eggs, bacon, fried tomato's and toast & tea,for £2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said.to the waitress 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you £3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'Thats right' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

'How would you like your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake..
DON'T MESS WITH US OAP's!!!
WE'VE been around the block more than once!

jem

[boxtops]

Nice one jem - nerve comes with age!

[ttfn]

Unless one was fortunate to have been born with it boxy! Like it Jem :o)

[micmak]

Tell me this is true and not a joke.

[askyourgran]

That's a good one. My OH would have the nerve to do that. I wouldn't eat two eggs with breakfast.

[marval]

HaHa

[Mamyalynne]

Reminds me of the time I took my late Mum shopping we got peckish and called in a Cafe, she asked for a toasted cheese sandwich, the girl replied they could not do that only cheese on toast, so two slices were ordered and when they arrived, Mum put one on top the other and smiled sweetly and said 'Magic!'

[lankeela]

Man goes into a barbers and asks how much a haircut costs. The barber says ten pounds. He asks how much a shave costs. The barber says two pounds. Ok, he says, shave my head.

[TheOtherHalf]

Good for you jem. Its a pity more of us dont stand up for ourselves. I found Im doing it more as I get older and I will soon be an OAP.

[wendilla]

Nice one sort of thing I would think of doing .