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marval | 18:10 Tue 09th Nov 2010 | Jokes
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I met a fairy today who granted me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish."

"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die when England win the football World Cup."

"You crafty s0d!" said the fairy.
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