pockets

[magicdice]

how do men get so much stuff in their pockets?

this has ALWAYS intrigued me, i can't leave the house without a bag because i have so much Stuff, but men fit twice as much crap into their jeans pockets.

is it magic?

[BillyNoMates]

And it's not like Ladies' handbags are like a Tardis ?

(better duck for cover !

It's just what us chaps do ok ? You mustn't know all of our secrets !!

[Flurfl]

Because guys don't care if they have lumps and bulges all over their lower half. In fact in certain areas they can be advantageous ;-)

[Ouisch]

I notice that my husband always complains about how heavy my purse is, and how it's crammed with junk, but he doesn't complain when we're out and he needs a band-aid or a toothpick or liquid hand soap and I've got it all handy in my bag!

[Ducati]

At the checkout we can quickly whip out our wallet, whilst packing, pay and be on our way: converseley, the laydees wait until they've finished packing, haul their bag off their shoulder and then begin, what feels like days, rummaging about the cavernous bag until they've located their purse: once purse has been located they then spend an age deciding on the method of payment, often deciding on a cheque (why? why would you use a cheque in a supermarket?). Once they've eventually paid, they then spend an equal amount of time putting everything back into their bag before, eventually, moving on.

 

Aaaarrrrrggggghhhhh

[andy hughes]

I eternally regret that the European fashion for men's shoulder bags never caught on. I carry a large canvass bag for work - I carry three notebooks, a diary, a tape-machine, spare cassettes and batteries, a book to read, and that day's paper. All that is becuse I can sometimes be called to do interviews and i can't get home to collect my stuff.

On the weekends, i carry wallet, car keys, housekeys, pen, small notebook, clean hankie, and small change, all in my pockets. Aaargh! Why can't we have bags - easier, smarter, and they prevent those lumps and bumps in pockets.

[smudge]

Ducati - was that you behind me in Sainsbury's yesterday? Rolling eyes, puffin' & blowin'. He,he!

[gazzawazza]

I may be the only non-bloke in the villaj here... I hate having to have anything more than the bare minimum in my jeans pockets. 

I like to travel light, so this means one note (fiver, tenner or twenty, don't like change coz it's bulky) keyring with one car key, front door key and work door key, and a bit of tissue for a possible snotty nose!  And even this is too much for me!

[magicdice]

eeexactly, i went out with my mate the other day & he was looking for a lighter in his pockets

out comes: keys, wallet, cigarettes, tissues, phone, matches, lighter, all kinds of junk.

men need handbags!

[theren]

Well, i think the MAIN reason i personally hold so much in my pockets is so i can "chingle" it - especialy in the lifts when no one is talking :D

[Insane Wally]

A guy down my road wears combat trousers, he must have 4 back pockets & 6 front pockets, he looks like the Michelin Man!

[hopalong]

Because we don't carry handbags