The Greeting!!!
After landing my new job as a Bunnings as a greeter -- a good find for many retirees -- I lasted less than a day. Why?
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,
'Good morning and welcome to Bunnings, nice children you have there, are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Of course there not twins, the oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7!
Why the @*%# would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone shagged you twice..?
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Bunnings.'