The Cricket Bat and Ball.....

[DTCwordfan]

Imagine a "Man" in a home after an afternoon's fun with the Lady of the House"Q....

Young son comes home and is unceremoniously bundled into the cupboard.

Then the "Man" appears in the cupboard too.

Conversation goes like this:

Boy: "It's dark in here, isn't it?"

Man: "I guess so."

Boy: "I have a cricket ball here."

Man: "Yeerrss, so what?"

Boy: "It's for sale, £25 to you."

Man: "You are joking...."

Boy: "My father is back home....."


Two weeks later, same situation, the cupboard and the "Man" and the boy in there.

Conversation goes like this:

Boy: "It's dark in here, isn't it?"

Man: (shrugs his shoulders) "I guess so."

Boy: "I have a cricket bat here, today."

Man: "Yeerrsssss....?"

Boy: "It's for sale, £75 to you."

Man: "You really are joking, that is totally ridiculous...."

Boy: "My father is back home....."


A few days later, Father says to his Son:

"Hey Son, that cricket bat and ball you got for Christmas, let's go out the back and play some bat and ball."

"I don't have them any longer, Dad, I sold them."

"How much for,Son?"

"£100, Dad."

"That's extortion, and it was your friends.... Down to the Church with you and the Confession Box."

The son is dragged down to the local Catholic Church and enters the Confessional Box.

Boy: "It's dark in here."

Priest: "Don't you be starting that crap again!"

[missprim]

I was actually laughing at that before I got to the punchline.V Good.