Tight Whip Thunder Bottoms

[joggerjayne]

I was away on hol when it happened, so I didn't post, and I almost forgot ...

The invincible Northern Thunder ... steamrollering their way over all comers ...

Mighty ...

All conquering ...

Did you see who beat them ?

(I'm sure you did, because I just KNOW that you continued watching the Netball on SkySports 4 while I was away)

Yes ... Northern Thunder ... defeated by ... SURREY STORM !!

Go Storm, Go Storm, Go ...

Err, ahem.

Anyway, the score ...

Surrey Storm 63-62 Northern Thunder

So, the team currently at the top of the SuperLeague?

That would be, err ...North ... NO, wait ... that would be ...

SURREY STORM !!

Go Storm !!!

[boxtops]

Err - yes, JJ, if you say so.

[joggerjayne]

I do say so ... I do !

[Sqad]

When they stretch and "shoot" for the net....can you see their knickers (I presume you ARE talking about women)

Go sqad....GO..........

[joggerjayne]

Erm ...

Well, I suppose it looks as if you can, sqad. Although, in reality, most of them will be wearing skorts, which are skirts with bult in shorts.

[Sqad]

Oh! God another female modern development....SKORTS.

Men wear SHORTS, women wear SKIRTS......what's difficult about that?

Women in my day wore skirts for sport AND they knew why....;-)

I suppose now we have lesbians, SKORTS would be necessary to invent.

[whiskeryron]

Sqad, do you think it would be a good idea that all women's sports was played on glass ?

W Ron.

[joggerjayne]

Skorts

Advantage over shorts ... they look smarter

Advantage over skirts ... they don't show your knockers when you "stretch and shoot"

[Sqad]

JJ "Knockers?" do you mean "knickers?"

The word "knickers" turn many women on....rather than "panties."

DT....depends where i was standing......;-)

Women shouldn't cavort around sports areas and get all "sweaty", they should concentrate on their appearance and sexual appeal.

[ojread2]

knockers, JJ? that's some skort you're wearing ;-)

[MarkRae]

Are lesbians a new phenomenon, then...?

[ojread2]

pats sqad gently on the head, there, there dear ;-)

[joggerjayne]

Ahem ... LOL

Err, yes ... that would be "knickers" then.

[Sqad]

Mark.....they may not be to YOU, but they are relatively recent to ME.

[joggerjayne]

As Mark suggests ...

"now we have lesbians"

The Internet, Computers, Laser Surgery, Lesbians ... how the world is changing!

[whiskeryron]

Still thinking of women playing sports on glass, preferably mirror glass yehr.

W Ron.

[MarkRae]

Time for your medication? What with you being a doctor (ha! ha!) and all...:-)

[mrs_overall]

..and I can also point out to Sqad that we now have the wheel

[murraymints]

we ought to be ..in the kitchen preparing mouth watering meals....in the bedroom...or preparing for the homecoming.....

[joggerjayne]

I was in West Ham (or whatever the area is called) yesterday. I doubt if they have lesbians there.

Or the wheel, frankly.

Ron ... it would have to thick glass. Wouldn't that distort the view??

[joggerjayne]

murray ... when I prepare a meal, it's not often described as "mouth watering".

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