Private lapdance

[tinkerbell23]

A mate of mine found receipts in her boyfriends pocket for two "private" one on one sessions in a lapdancing club...

Grand sum of £120 a go!!!

What happens in these one-to-ones then?

Im pretty sure that theres a "no touch" policy...but really...how do they know??

I dont mind lapdancing as such but any touching involved i think thats the end of the road for her & him!!!

Thanks xxx

[jno]

you are very understanding. I would have thought the gap between lapdancing and lapdancing with touching was a very narrow one and probably not the thing I'd be worrying about.

[excelsior-1]

hello tinkerbell - you lovely thing.

my impression is .. the customer is not permitted to touch, or use his hands - however the dancer can do some limited touching or carressing.
if i'm wrong, someone else will undoubtedly soy so.

[ummmm]

They give out receipts?

I think it's up to the dancer.

[ummmm]

I think the no touching rule is for the public areas. They can't advertise touching allowed, or the full works for £120, because then it'll be a brothel.

[vodkancoke]

I think it depends on the establishment Tinks. I'm amazed they give out receipts too....explain that one to the taxman! lol

[wolf63]

£120? That's good money. Guys are 'so' gullible and easily parted from their money.

[excelsior-1]

not i.

never catch me in such an establishment.

[jno]

probably for VAT purposes, vodkancoke... vajazzle access tariff

[tinkerbell23]

Card receipt x

[woofgang]

I'd be concerned about the intelligence of any future kids given that their dad would be an idiot......

[mrs_overall]

Receipts?
I never issue them

[friedgreentomato]

Wonder where he had to swipe his card to get a reciept!! lol

[wolf63]

ex - you used a small i instead of a I in your statement. Is that some sort of Freudian slip?

[mccfluff]

does the girl bend over so you can swipe your card? where does the reci..... nope not going there

[jno]

yours the ones that say "No Touching Without Marigolds"?

[excelsior-1]

you didn't charge me. mrs_o (lol)

[woofgang]

remember Twinkle in dinnerladies?
she didn't mind doing the "thrust thrust wobble wobble"
but then they told her what else she had to do and she said "beggar that, I'm not smiling"

[tinkerbell23]

Shes quite upset to be honest

Wondering what really went on as it was one on one??

Xxx

[ummmm]

I'd be more than upset. I can't see there being a no touching rule for £120.

[ummmm]

Unless he's loaded and £120 is like pennies.