Apparently My Guardian Angel Is In Contact With A Shyster And Is Making Revelations To Them About Me.

[sandyRoe]

Dear Sandy Roe,

Something happened last night which is both odd and extraordinary. I had a dream about you. A silhouette of light, which seemed to descend from heaven, appeared before me.

It was your Protective Guardian Angel

He made certain important revelations which are intended directly for you. They concern the imminent upheaval in your life.

It is clear that things are now starting to go your way. That is a fact.

Do you want to know what is at stake, at this very moment, in your fate?

Your friend, who watches over your happiness,

Why doesn't the Angel speak directly to me?

[dieseldick]

dear god.....i thought i was bad. im outta here !

[Cloverjo]

Ha, yes, Sandy. A friend whose dad died recently was harassed by someone who said she'd had a message from the dad for my friend. My friend asked me "If he's there, didn't my dad send me the message?" Quite.

[anneasquith]

Oh ye of little faith. Sandy!!!

[Old_Geezer]

Well taking it at face value, yes he did send it, via someone sensitive enough to hear the message, to pass on.

Why didn't they speak to you Sandy ? Perhaps you are too wicked, you need to repent. Hallelujah !

[sandyRoe]

My Guardian Angel must have passed on my e-mail address. How else could the intermediary have contacted me?
Makes you think, eh?

[Chipchopper]

I reckon 'Drone delivery' will be the next thing

[wolf63]

Drone delivery in the US sounds fun. They will all get shot down

[sandyRoe]

And drone delivery in Afghanistan and parts of Syria could induce a heart attack in the addressee.