Valentine's Day....

[DTCwordfan]

Our Mikey walked into a Swansea post office just before Valentine's day, he couldn't help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Chanel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes.

By now Mikey's curiosity had got the better of him, and so he asked the man why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, "I'm sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asked Mikey.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replied.

[Jomlett]

An English family are shopping in Sports Direct, 6 year old son picks up a Welsh rugby top and says to his older sis, "I want to support these," sis smacks him round the ear and says go and speak to mum

"Mum I want to support these,”

Mum smacks him around the year and says "don't ever say that again, go and see your dad.”

"Dad i want to support these but my sis and my mum say I can’t.”

Dad says "don't you ever even touch a shirt that colour again and smacks him round the ear.”

The little boy sobbing, puts the shirt back...Short time later the family are driving home, dad says to his son "son I hope you have learned a valuable lesson today.”

Son says "yes dad’”

Dad says "and what is that lesson, son.”

Son says "I've only been a Wales fan for one day and already I hate you English ***."